My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
i’ve never seen something so accurate
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
thug life? more like hug life. come here
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation